I Hate This Stupid Amazon Hub In My Apartment Building
Today is the day Americans shop, which means that starting in about two days my life will become even more of a terrible hell than it already is. This is all thanks to my new enemy, the Amazon Hub. No one is going to stores this year, are you kidding? That means that all of […]
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